everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just gift wrapped bread.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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