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If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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