i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
