grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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