I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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