Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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