Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Alive.
So much puke
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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