I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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