awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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