I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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