Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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