I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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