i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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