SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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