I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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