I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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