Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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