we're chasing vodka with high fives
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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