i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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