We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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