normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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