the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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