I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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