I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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