Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
It was confusing and full of hummus
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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