don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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