So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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