i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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