after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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