I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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