Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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