i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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