I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My breasts were aching with rage.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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