making cat noises will not fix the situation.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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