Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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