I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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