At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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