I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
