RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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