I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
it hurts more in the daytime
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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