Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.