oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm having to shit out rocks
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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