I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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