Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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