Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
whose parrot is this?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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