This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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