Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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