Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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