At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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