It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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