But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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