I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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