so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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