I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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