Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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