You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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